Just because I can speak Spanish DOES NOT mean I’m Hispanic!!!
Me: *on the phone*¡Hola papa! ¿Como estas?
Random Girl From My School: OMG!! Are you a Dominican?!!
Me: No…
Girl: *confused* But you’re speaking Spanish….
Me: Yeah, sooo….
Girl: So are you any type of Hispanic?
Me: -_____- *sighs* No, not that I’m aware of